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TOTAL JUNK
Date: Sat, 9 Sep 2000
From: Scott Wilson
I live in Denmark and decided to take some time out to go to a movie...a scary movie, and boy is Scary Movie, scary+ACEAIQ- Scary because that sort of total junk is not only filmed for release, but also conceived in the mind of somebody with clout to have it produced. There certainly is some spiritual connotations in Scary Movie, and that is, that there are some real spiritual problems out there in FilmLand+ACEAIQ- I use your site to get a quick preview of movies and while you have made a decision not to be a +ACI-parental guide+ACI- some mention of the content of a movie would help. Sexual innuendo, incredibly bad language, and fear are spiritually related and deserve attention. Europeans are often noted for their conservative, rationalistic, un-American thinking, thats probably why there were only 5 people in the movie, the word got out+ACEAIQ- Scott Wilson
Response: I do not do paretal guides. -David
SUDDENLY, THE WAYANS ARE NOT FUNNY
Subject: Worthless
Date: Thu, 13 Jul 2000
From: Mike Furches mike@furches.org homepage
I have to admit that I always thought the Wayans were funny. Especially in some of the spoofs on the old FOX television show, 'In Living Color'. They introduced great spoofs using Jim Carrey, The Wayan brothers and numerous others that have moved on to Hollywood Stardom and multi million dollar contracts. Personally, I never thought they were given enough credit for their writing ability. I still believe for example that "I'm Gonna Get You Sukka", is one of the funniest movies ever made. There is a story, spoofs, comedy, heroes, quality acting, and much more. With all of the promise provided by the Wayans over the years I had hoped that this would also be a film that would show even more development and growth as writers and film makers. Was I ever disappointed.
This is a film that made me, a 40 year old man embarrassed. Not only was it, not funny, in my opinion it was way over done with the teenaged, idiotic, pornographic humor that it seemed to bathe in. While there were some scenes that where comical, they are far to few, and far between. Personally I don't believe there is a market quite yet for just the teenaged boy's and if there is for this type of film God truly have mercy on America. I have to admit I enjoy good scary movies, not gore, scary.
For example 'The Sixth Sense' to me was a decent film that showed intelligence yet at the same time was a little frightening. The 'Jaws' films are another example of, to me, a good, smart, "scary" film. I have to admit as well that some of the earlier films spoofed in 'A Scary Movie' are enjoyable movies. Movies like 'Blair Witch', 'Scream', and a few others. Yet while making fun of film can be enjoyable, it has to be done with a sense of taste and this film has none of. I don't think that I have personally been as disappointed in a film as I was this in a long time.
Don't get me wrong, I didn't expect it to be like "Blazing Saddles" or for that matter even like, any of the current spoof movies. I just expected some of that old Wayan humor. Unfortunately I didn't get much of it. What I got was the disappointment of the summer, right up there with "Me Myself & Irene", this film is a total loser. On a scale of 1 - 10, -1
Mike Furches Tulsa, OK
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http://homepages.infoseek.com/~furches/index.html
REVIEW TOLD NOTHING OF CONTENT
Subject: was that really a review?
Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000
From: Sean
I do have to say that the review given did nothing for me to tell me what the content of the movie would be like. If I were a parent wanting a source to see if there is objectionable material in it, I wouldn't have found it at your site. Maybe that is not the intent of the site and if so, I apologize for the unfair critique.
Your evalation of the topic of fear was good and appropriate for the plethora of fear dominated movies that have enthralled our youth. My hope was that you would tell how repulsive the movie actually is. The constant sexual innuendos/jokes/scenes which included many in the gay context as well as the graphic showing of what appear to be male testicles as well as the penis twice (probably were fake, but was shocking nonetheless). The constant swearing, the drugs and alcohol use were prevalent as well. What made me even sicker than the movie, which did have some humorous parts, was the fact I saw children less than 12 years old leaving the theater unattended by an adult. The parent(s) had dropped them off...*sigh* it sometimes blows my mind how unloving parents are when caring for a child's soul/innocence/purity. I was about to recommend your site to my address book, but as I didn't see anything to turn a person away from Scary Movie and it's vile nastiness, I am afraid I won't recommend your site.
In Christ, Sean
My response: I made a decision when I started HJ to not be a parental guide to movie content. The site concerns itself with cultural and spiritual insights only. There are so many good parental guides out there I did not feel I needed to be another one. Instead HJ is Christ centered. It is unique. I do understand your concerns as a parent. HJ is not for you. Thank you for not recommending it for something that it is not. -David
NO GOOD FOR KIDS -PLUS IT IS NOT LIKE THE TRAILER!
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000
From: DANA ROBINSON
LIKE MANY OF YOU I LOVE A GOOD AND EVEN NOT SO GOOD SCARY MOVIE. I REALIZED THAT THIS WOULD BE NEITHER FROM THE PREVIEWS. THE PREVIEWS GRABBED THE AUDIENCE OF TEENAGERS TO PRETEEN. WHAT I DIDN'T REALIZE WAS HOW DIRTY THE MOVIE WOULD BE. I SAT IN THE THEATRE WITH AUDIENCES RANGING FROM ABOUT 8 YEARS AND UP. THE ONLY ONES WHO SEEMED TO ENJOY IT WERE THE OLDER TEENAGE BOYS. EVEN MY 16 YEAR OLD WAS DISGUSTED BY THE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT SCENES. IF THE MOVIES WAS TO BE THAT NASTY, THEY SHOULD HAVE SHOWN IN THE PREVIEWS THAT IT WAS A PARADY ON SEX NOT FEAR. - DANA ROBINSON
Response: It was rated R. Was the theater allowing underage kids in? Where were their parents? I am thankful that you care enough for your child to be there with your 16 year old. I would write the management of the theater if you believe the MPAA code was violated. It must be the money. Hollywood likes these kind of teen exploitation films because they are guaranteed an audience and hence, profit. Theaters do not enforce the rating code and even look the other way when kids movie hop -they can sell even more of those expensive snacks. It's the money -I am sure of it. -David |