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Accepted (2006)
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MPAA Rating:
PG-13

Rating Reason:
For language, sexual material and drug content

Genre:
Comedy

Starring:
Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Blake Lively, Adam Herschman, Maria Thayer, Anthony Heald, Columbus Short, Lewis Black

Written By:
Bill Collage, Adam Cooper, Mark Perez

Director:
Steve Pink

Synopsis:
High school senior Bartleby "B" Gaines (Justin Long) is on his way to scoring eight out of eight rejection letters from colleges-which isn't going to go over big with Mom and Dad. At least he's not alone in the exclusion. Several of his crew of outcast friends are in the same, college-less boat. So…how does a guy facing a bleak career please his parents and get noticed by dream girl Monica (Blake Lively)?

Simple. Open his own university.

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Don’t ask me why, but I went into Accepted fully expecting to loathe this movie. I figured it would be little more than some lame, low brow humored vehicle, filled with gratuitous ... everything to cover up a lack of a plot or interesting characters. Instead, I got a very funny, intelligent comedy full of interested (and not stereotypical) characters. It’s easy to call this movie this generation’s Ferris Bueller’s Day Off with a dash of Animal House.

Best friends Bartleby and Sherman (Justin Long and Jonah Hill who were both in the Oxygen channel’s show, Campus Ladies - I, lacking a vagina, cannot find the Oxygen channel on my cable system) find themselves in a scheme that quickly gets away from them as they fake a college that would accept Bartleby. The premise is a little shaky, suspension of disbelief a must, but we’re swept up in their “make it up as we go along” scheme on the strengh of the charm of the actors. The many slapstick elements of the movie are ably handled by Long, who proves quite adept at physical comedy.

“Maybe you’re just too average.” –Bartleby

Sometimes people find themselves in places in life where they never expected to be, set adrift on the sea of life. Maybe they didn’t get into the school they wanted. They blew out a knee and lost their football scholarship. They were just too weird, either socially clueless or incapable of developing a relationship. They have bought the “I am not/I can be if ...” lie: “I am not successful.” “I am not somebody.” (Or, as Bartleby puts it, “I hate my life. I’m a complete tool.”). The other half of the lie being “I can be if I get into college.” “If I have classic good looks.” “If I have a car.”

So, where can a group of misfits and rejects go to be accepted?

“Society has rules. And the first rule is you go to college.” –Dad (Mark Derwin)

Not the traditional institutions. “College is a service industry,” the Dean/Uncle Ben (the inspired casting choice of Lewis Black) opines, a place to receive a paid service, as in “serve us”. This mentality of going to a place in order to have that place meet our needs has found its way into every aspect of what the institution is about, leading to a country club mentality. Breeding another generation of buyers and sellers, locked in a modern paradigm that produces a generation of consumers. Creating their own brand of a verdant buffer zone meant to keep knowledge in and ignorance out. The institution tirelessly clings to their traditions, never questioning what those traditions are for. Exclusion marking their election or being chosen? Their ivory towers’ idea of “real” learning? The number of people marking their impact?

“Welcome to the conversation.” –Dean

So the outcasts who have been rejected by every local congregation of learning have to create their own community. They have to figure out and go back to what the traditional places were supposed to be about and then pursue that mission. They have to try to figure out a better way to learn rather than simply going through the motions, rather than going slowly insane as they try to follow the traditions for no reason.

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