Dan
Aykroyd made Christmas with the Kranks for a lot of reasons: because
Jamie Lee Curtis is like a little sister to him; because he trusts
and admires director/producer Joe Roth; because “you don’t
get to make faces” like Vic Frohmeyer’s “in Edith
Wharton pieces.” At the end of the day, Aykroyd still considers
himself a practicioner of comedy that is “absurd” and
“anarchistic,” of improv that functions as “healing
psychological therapy.” “Absurdism,” says Aykroyd,
“is
my personal touchstone.”
Vic
Frohmeyer “was tailor made for the kind of things I like to
do -- the midwestern voice, that attitude, that Illinois alpha-male,
testosterone-laden dominator.”
But
Tim Allen’s Luther Krank, not Aykroyd’s tradition-fascist
Frohmeyer, more accurately reflects Aykroyd’s own Christmas
sentiments.
“We
lived in a suburban area just like in the movie, until I was about
fifteen years old,” Aykroyd told me during press interviews
for Kranks. “You know, brick houses all the same, Christmas
tree lights all the same. It was very traditional. It was sleighs,
and...
Until the last winter that we lived there, and my dad got me an
electric lawnmower for Christmas. I was puzzled. And then spring
came, and lawns started to bloom, and everybody in the neighborhood
needed their lawn cut, and I made a fortune with that thing. And
then we moved to Ottawa to this Victorian house; my father was coming
up in the government there, and we bought this beautiful old Victorian
house, and we had, for a while, the typical Victorian Christmas
with lots of good cheer. And then -- it all stopped. For three years,
no Christmas. My father got totally anti-sentimental: ‘This
is bogus, this is a hoax.’ And we stopped. And for three years,
no celebration of Christmas in the house. None. We didn’t
recognize it. And I still have some of that. Who hasn’t wanted
to? Just ditch Christmas, like Luther Krank in this movie?”
My
wife and I certainly have made efforts to scale back the Christmas
insanity, even being out of the country supporting Operation Christmas
Child two years ago. So we’re sympathetic to Aykroyd’s
complaint.
But
Christmas still gets Aykroyd sentimental. “It’s a big,
fat commercial hoax -- until that morning, when you’ve got
that fire lit in the log cabin, the snowcats gurgling outside. Then
my cardigan comes on, I put on Frank Sinatra Christmas music, and
I get in the spirit at the last minute like everybody else.”
But
I couldn’t just let Aykroyd’s family story drop. It
seemed like there was more to tell. What was it, I wanted to know,
that contributed to his father’s Christmas meltdown?
“I
think it was just the pressure of having to do that every year --
decoration of the house, have these parties, all obligated for all
the good will and good cheer. And just the material aspect of it.
He just got fed up with it. And you know what? We all went along
with it, very willingly. The first year was a little rough, but
then the second and third year, we went along with it. And then
as we started to date, and girlfriends started coming to the house,
my brother and I -- well, we got back into the spirit again.”
But
he still sees the underlying problem persisting today.
“We’re
only nice to each other, it seems -- formally -- in this society
on Valentine’s Day, Thanksgiving and Christmas. We should
be nice to each other all year. We should be espousing Judeo-Christian
values of ‘Treat others like you’d wish to be treated,’
and ‘To those much has been given, much will be required.’
You know, these are the words of the Christ, and they should be
embraced throughout the year, not only at Christmas, Thanksgiving
and Valentine’s Day.”
Does
Aykroyd think that’s realistic?
Yes.
“Christmas,” he says, “is there every day in our
house.”